Policemen in Heaven
St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up.
Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?
I was a policeman, he responded.
What kind of policeman? St Peter asked.
I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.
Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.
A few moments later a second man walks up.
Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?
I was a policeman, he responded.
What kind of policeman? St Peter asked.
I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.
Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.
A few moments later a third man walks up.
Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?
I was a policeman, he responded.
What kind of policeman? St Peter asked.
I was a Military Policeman, Sir.
Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?
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