Polish fisherman

One day an Italian and a Pollock were fishing on opposite sides of the same river, but the Italian guy was catching all of the fish.

Eventually, the Pollock asks the Italian, How do you get to the other side?

The Italian guy says, Ill turn on my flashlight and you can walk across the beam.

The Polish guy says, Nice try… Just because Im Polish doesnt mean that Ill fall for that. Ill get halfway across and youll turn it off!

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