Politically correct terms for students
The food at the school cafeteria isnt awful. Its digestively challenged.
No one fails a class anymore, hes merely passing impaired.
You dont have detention, youre just one of the exit delayed.
These days, a student isnt lazy. Hes energetically declined.
Your locker isnt overflowing with junk, its just closure prohibitive.
Your homework isnt missing, its just having an out-of- notebook experience.
Youre not sleeping in class, youre rationing consciousness.
You dont have smelly gym socks, you have odor-retentive athletic footwear.
You werent passing notes in class. You were participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations.
Youre not being sent to the principals office. Youre going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.
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