Politican playing with himself (adult)

A little old lady called 911.

When the operator answered, she yelled: Help, send the police to my house right away! Theres a damn Republican on my front porch and hes playing with himself.

What? the operator exclaimed.

I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself and hes weird; I dont know him and Im afraid! Please send the police! the little old lady repeated.

Well, now, how do you know hes a Republican???

Because, you damn fool, if he were a Democrat, hed be screwing somebody!

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