Poop on Valentines Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore…

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer

It is definatley the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupids ass

Ill spend the day so drunk I cant speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade

For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit

Because I think love is a crock of shit

So heres my story…what else can I say?

Love bites my ass…Poop on Valentines Day!

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