The pope died. Like all good Christians he went to heaven and knocked on the gate. Peter opened the gate, and the pope said: Im the pope.
Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. I have someone here who says hes the pope, do you know him?
Jesus answered: No, never heared of him, send him to hell.
Peter relayed this message to the pope.
That cant be true, ring God himself, the pope said.
Peter rang God and said: Heres someone who says hes the pope, do you know him?
God answered: No, never heard of him, send him to hell.
And again, Peter told the pope.
The last chance I have is the Holy Spirit, the pope said.
Peter rang him and said: I have someone here who says hes the pope, you know him?
Yes, he said, I know him. Hes the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant. Send him to hell.