08
Apr

Posh & Becks

David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went

> riding.



> Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down



> out



> of



> control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good.



> With



> his



> foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground. His head



> continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or even



> slow



> down.



>



> Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving



> up



> hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworths manager came along and



> unplugged it.

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