A woman approached Brigham Young one day and started asking him a few questions.

You are Brigham Young? she asked.

I am. he replied.

The leader of the Mormon Church?

I am.

The man who claims all other Christian traditions save Mormonism are false?

I am.

The woman starts to get noticeably disturbed.

The man who believes in pologamy as appropriate conduct?

I am.

Her anger increases, and she continues.

The man who has twenty-six wives?

I am.

This sends her into a full rage.

You, sir, should be hung!

I am.