The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldnt say who was responsible.

All right ! bellowed her Mother, you march yourself to your room, and dont come out until you can give us a definite answer.

Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs. Hey Mom, I think I have an idea now.

I should hope so ! the Mother responded. The very idea that any daughter of mine could get pregnant, let alone not know the father.

Chill Mom. the girl said. I got it narrowed down to the band or the football team!