Old and New Jokes

1. He went into his fathers business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pasturesPROOF THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.PROOF THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion and finallyPROOF THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldnt get a fair trial.