Old and New Jokes

Bill and Hillary were taking stroll outside the White House gates one morning and came upon a little boy trying to give away a litter of puppies. When Hillary remarked about how cute they were, the little boy said,Yes, maam, they are. Theyre democrats. Hillary thought this was so sweet that she told the boy if he still had one left by the weekend, she would be glad take one of them home. The boy agreed and Bill and Hillary walked on. So comes the weekend and Bill and Hillary are again strolling in front of the White House and notice the little boy with the puppies. Hillary walks up and greets the young man, who has two puppies left. She fawns over both of them and the boy remarks this time, Only two left maam, and theyre both republicans. Hillary quickly sneered and said, But the other day, you said they were democrats. The boy replied, Well, yes maam, but since then, theyve opened their eyes.