Dick Cheney gets a call from his boss, George W. Bush

Ive got a problem, says George.

Whats the matter? asks Cheney.

Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office so I got a jigsaw puzzle, but its too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I cant find any edges.

Whats it a picture of? asks Cheney.

A big rooster, replies George.

All right, sighs Cheney, Ill come over and have a look.

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. G.W. points at the jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to the president and says, Oh, for petes sake, George – put the corn flakes back in the box.