Puzzled President

Cheney gets a call from his boss, W.

Ive got a problem, says W.

Whats the matter? asks Cheney.

Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw
puzzle, but its too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I cant
find any edges.

Whats it a picture of? asks Cheney.

A big rooster, replies W.

All right, sighs Cheney, Ill come over and have a look.

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at
the jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, For crying out
loud, Georgie – put the corn flakes back in the box.

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