Re: Trains.

I heard this one from a dissident that our local Amnesty International
group got out:

Through the center of Czechoslovakia there a train speeding along. In one
compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young
woman, an old matronly woman, a Russian soldier, and a Czech dissident.

Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.

It is completely dark.

Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.

When the train exits the tunnel, the Russian soldier is holding the side of his
face, and the Czech dissident is grinning his face off.

The old matronly woman thinks : Now thats a fine young woman, the Russian
soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!

The young woman is thinking : Now thats a strange Russian soldier, hed
rather kiss that old hag than me.

The Russian soldier is thinking : Now thats a smart Czech, he steals the kiss
and I get slapped.

And the Czech dissident is thinking : Gee Im smart! We go through the
tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a
Russian soldier.

Steven R Weintraub

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