Old and New Jokes

Theres this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: Come on man, I was just joking. Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant stand to see a man crying. No, its not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep, and Im late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab had already driven away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when Im thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison . . .