One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling a joint. Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead!
So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead.
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. Lion, lion, cries the rabbit, Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead.
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
No! the giraffe and the elephant cry. Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!
The lion replied, Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin forest when hes on speed!
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May
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.