A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters,
T-G-I-F.
He smiled at her and replied, S-H-I-T. She looked at him, puzzled, and said T-G-I-F again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, S-H-I-T.
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, T-G-I-F another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, S-H-I-T.
The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness Its Friday, get it?
The man answered, S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, Its Thursday.
More Blonde Q & A
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Thats the proper place to wash vegetables.
What is a Blondes favorite nursary rhyme?
Hump me dump me
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- A blonde goes to a doctor and
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..