18
Dec

Sam Returns Home From War

Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many battles and won many decorations. He was finally discharged from service and returned home to a wife and son whom he hadnt seen in almost four years.

As he was walking up the path to his house, his young son spotted him and yelled, Mommy, Mommy, here comes Daddy, and hes got a purple heart on!



His mother replied, I dont give a damn what color it is! Let him in, and you go play at the Joneses for a couple hours.

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