One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Gods ultimate enemy is in his presence.



Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, Hey! Dont you know who I am?



The man replied, Yep, sure do.



Satan asked, Arent you afraid of me?



Nope, sure aint, said the man.



Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, Why arent you afraid of me?



The man calmly replied, Ive been married to your sister for 25 years.