A telephone rings in a Brooklyn apartment and the lady of the house answers. Huh-lowww, she says in a very nasally drawn-out accent.

Through the receiver comes several seconds of heavy breathing. Finally a husky mans voice on the other end says, Im going to lick every inch of your body until you quiver. Then Im going to run my hands all over every curve of your body and make you ache for me. Youre going to beg me not to stop. Youll want me to touch you in places youve never been touched before, and then you will want me so badly you will rip the clothes from your body as you scream for me to take you. Ill have my way with you and you will LIKE it!!

The woman is silent for a moment and quizzically asks the caller, You can get all that from hello?

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