Sex with my Teacher!

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that hes got a big smile on his face.

She asks, Did anything special happen at school today?

Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!

The mother is stunned.

Youre going to talk about this with your father when he gets home.

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.

Thats right, Dad.

Well, you became a man today – this is cause for celebration. Lets head out for some ice cream, and then Ill buy that new bike youve been asking for.

That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me.

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