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She was soooooooo blonde…* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* At the bottom of an application where it says Sign here: she wrote Sagittarius.
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under education on her job application, she put Hooked On Phonics.
* She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DONT WALK.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold her car for gas money.
*When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, shed be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Co.

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