Short cat riddles

Q: What would you call a cat that likes to dig on the beach?

A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Which is the cats all-time favorite song?

A: Three Blind Mice.

Q: What is another name for a cats home?

A: A scratch pad.

Q: How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much?

A: Buy a twenty-pound cat!

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means claws at the end of paws!

Q: If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat?

A: An itty bitty kitty.

Q: What is the best award a cat can earn?

A: The Purr-litzer prize.

Q: Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?

A: Yes, a spelling bee!

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