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Jun
Q: What would you call a cat that likes to dig on the beach?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Which is the cats all-time favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Q: What is another name for a cats home?
A: A scratch pad.
Q: How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much?
A: Buy a twenty-pound cat!
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means claws at the end of paws!
Q: If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat?
A: An itty bitty kitty.
Q: What is the best award a cat can earn?
A: The Purr-litzer prize.
Q: Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?
A: Yes, a spelling bee!