Old and New Jokes

A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
Well be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion Ive been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and
tackle box. Were leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didnt you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?The wife replies; I did, they were in your tackle box.