Three sisters

Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92,94 and 96, and they all lived together.

One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. Was I getting in the tub or out? she yelled.

The 94 year old hollered back, I dont know, Ill come see. She started up the stairs and stopped. She shouted, Was I going up or coming down?

The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters shook her head and said, I sure hope I never get that forgetful, and knocked on wood for good measure.

Then she yelled, Ill come up and help both of you as soon as I see whos at the door.

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