Some thoughts about cybersex

The idea of cybersex between people who have never met, poses some interesting questions …

How does one practice safe cybersex? Should I wear a raincoat while at my computer?

Does she need to insert a diskette before I input data?

If she misses a period, can she just go back and edit?

How many Os are in oooOOOOOHHhhh!!!

If I get carried away and quit typing for awhile, will you think I left?

If I try to enter too fast, will she backspace?

If my system goes down, will she delete me? (that could be a good title for a country cybersong)

Meeting your cyberlover for the first time could be tough … what if she expects a 1 gig hard drive, and all youve got is a 3.5 floppy?

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