A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and pour it into the river."With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and pour it into the river."And finally, he cried, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, Id take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he then sat down.After a few moments, the song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: Shall We Gather at the River."