31
Dec
Wife: Okay, todays Friday. Wheres your pay envelope?
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Man: Eight rounds of drinks.
Additional Jokes From "Bar"
- Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral
- Three men
- On top of Empire State Building
- Ill trust you that you paid
- If she went out with me
- Sour Grapes
- Who keeps saying those things?
- Drunken Man and Blonde
- Three Strings Walk Into the Bar
- The customs of an Irishman
- Drinking Buddies
- Dont mess with this cowboy
- After work drinks
- The right watch
- Female hormones in beer