Super-Duper One-Liners!

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Heres a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:

How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? Hes the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan. ===========================

Why dont Italians have acne? It slides off. ==========================

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong! ==========================

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses behind? A Mechanic. =========================

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment! =========================

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? Theyre hiring. =========================

Why arent there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because theyre not going to work in the future either. =========================

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying Yo! ========================

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. ========================

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? NONE- He fell. ========================

Q. How do you make a cat drink? A. Put it in a blender, and strain off the fur. ========================

Q. Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? A. They like the part where the hooker gives the money back. ========================

Q. What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning? A. See ya. ========================

Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? A. The survivors were marooned. ========================

Q: What do Jimmy Hoffa and Linda Tripp have in common?

A: Nothing… yet. ========================


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