Taking a peek at friends wifes boobs

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers.

Hi, Sara, is Tony home?

No, Chris, he went to the store.

Well, you mind if I wait?

No, come in.

They sit down and after a few minutes, the friend says You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. Id give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one. Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell — a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 dollar bill on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, Ive just got to see the both of them. Ill give you another 100 bucks if I could see the both of them together.

Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table, then says he cant wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says You know, your weird friend Chris came over.

Tony thinks about this for a second and says Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?

Most viewed Jokes (20)