TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES

10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.

9. When you ground them, they say, Your UI could really use some work.

8. They say, My dad can beat your dad at Quake.

7. Instead of laughing, they say, LOL.

6. They insult kids by saying, And youve got limited bandwidth!

5. They change the answering machine message to BRB, leave your URL, and well TTYL.

4. This is how they ask someone out on a date: Umm, uh, well…see ya!

3. Calling from camp, your homesick child says, Im roaming outside my service area!

2. When you ask if theyve finished their book report, they say, Its in beta, but itll ship in time.

1. Youre telling them something they dont want to hear. Theyre saying, NAK, NAK, NAK the whole time.