Teach Him a Lesson

A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on his land.
The old farmer said, Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I dont have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me?
The hunter said, Sure and headed for the car.
Walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer said it was OK, he said, No, we cant hunt here, but Im going to teach that old cuss a lesson.
With that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and blasted the mule. As he exclaimed, There, that will teach him!
A second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his hunting buddies shouted, I got the cow!!!

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