486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you cant afford.Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apples new Macs that make you say Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago. Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error. GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced gooey) Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline. Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.