Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Aint Bad

I Used Up All My Sick Days… So I Called In Dead

Husband and Cat Lost… Reward for Cat

Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk Carton

Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

Learn from Your Parents Mistakes… Use Birth Control

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

If You Can Read This…Kiss A Teecher

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

If You Remember the 60s, You Werent Really There

Procrastinate Now

Rehab Is for Quitters

(Across a drawing of a skeleton) Waiting for the Perfect Man

My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse… …. He Couldnt do Better and I Couldnt Do Worse

The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My Harley