Old and New Jokes

President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.



Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00 all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.



All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think its ok to see other women nude. (A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)



And to do my part, Im buying stickers for all women who participate.



Stop by my house so I can put the sticker on you to show you helped!



Names and addresses of non- participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.



The United States and Canada appreciate your efforts and applaud you!