The 50s

It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. Hes a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girls father answers and invites him in.

Carries not ready yet. Why dont you have a seat? Carries father asks Bobby what theyre planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Why dont you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carries dad to please repeat himself.

Yeah, says Carries father, Carrie really likes to screw; shell screw all night if we let her!

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and matching cardigan sweater and announces that shes ready to go. Breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: “Dad, its called the Twist!

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