Old and New Jokes

A man in a bar walks up to the bartender and says I will bet you
$100 that if you set a shot glass down at the opposite side of the bar and I stand at this end of it I can pee in it without getting a single drop on the bar!
The bartender thinks for a moment, and then finally slaps down $100. He goes and sets up the shot glass at the opposite end of the bar. The man climbs up on top of the bar, pulls down his pants and proceeds to pee all over the counter and the bar patrons without making a single drop into the shot glass.
Although the bartender is disgusted he says Well it looks like you lost a hundred on that one!
The man smiles smiles, points to a few stunned men at a table and says thats okay, I bet those guys $200 that youd let me climb on top of the bar and pee on everthing