A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.



On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.

The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!



The CEO, walks up the guy and asks – and how much money do you make a week?



Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, I make $200.00 a week. Why?



The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams – heres a weeks pay, now GET OUT and dont come back!



Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks – does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?



With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters –

Pizza delivery guy.