A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks – and how much money do you make a week?
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, I make $200.00 a week. Why?
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams – heres a weeks pay, now GET OUT and dont come back!
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks – does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters –
Pizza delivery guy.
16
Aug
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