The bosss itinerary

To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows:

  • Day 1: The 10 Deadliest Snakes Fall Tour

    You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the worlds 10 most deadly snakes.

  • Day 2: The Great White Encounter

    You and your tour guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the chum-laden water and experience the beauty of the Great White shark.

  • Day 3: The Aboriginal Festival of Spears

    You will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.

  • Day 4: The Crocodile Dundee Petting Zoo

    You will be able to come up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless saltwater crocodiles of the Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to participate in a croc wrestling exhibition.

  • Day 5: Those Marvelous Morays

    This tour will once again return you to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef.

We hope you will enjoy your trip!

Your loyal employees.

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