The burglar and the parrot

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight

around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to

place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark

saying, Jesus is watching you.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and

froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,

promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked

the light back on and began searching for more valuables.  Just as

he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as

a bell he heard, Jesus is watching you.

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the

source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his

flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.  Did you say that? He

hissed at the parrot.

Yep, the parrot confessed, then squawked, Im just trying to warn


The burglar relaxed. Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?

Moses, replied the bird. 

Moses? the burglar laughed. What kind of stupid people would name

a parrot Moses?

The bird promptly answered, Probably the same kind of people that

would name a Rotweiller Jesus!

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