These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out
on dates and all came home at about the same time.

The first one said, You know youve been on a good date when you come
home with your hair all messed up.

The second one said, No, you know youve been on a good date when you
come home with your makeup all smeared.

The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her
panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck.

She said, Now thats a good date!