The Dream

Toms dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.

Hed been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, Do you want to see my wee-wee?

She yelled, No!No! Please zip up your fly!

Instead of being annoyed, Tom was happy.

On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly again and said to her, Honey, now that were married you can now look at what Ive got here, and proceeded to take out his dick.

She looked at it and said, Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!

Tom said, No darling–you dont have to call it a wee-wee anymore; you can call it a cock.

She looked at it a while and then said, No, Tom, what you have is a wee-wee. A cock is long, thick, and black!!!

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