21
Aug

The F word

Little Johnny is in the first grade and is told by the teacher hes going to be in the class play.

He tells her: No, I wont be in the class play.

The teacher says: You have to be in the class play.

He tells her: No, I wont be in the class play.

She says: Look, if youre not in the class play, youll break your mothers heart. I know how you feel so Ill give you the easiest part. All you have to say is Hark, theres hope for her soul. Ill snatch a kiss and steal off in the night. Shakespeare.

Reluctantly the kid agrees.

On the big night his moment comes. The stage lights are on him, his mother smiles and Johnny says: Hark, theres soap in her hole. Ill kiss her snatch and beat off in the night. Snakeshit … er … Spereshit … er … Oh, fuck it. I didnt want to be in the play in the first place.

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