A man was being interviewed for a job.

Were you in the service? ask the interviewer.

Yes, I was a marine, responded the applicant.

Did you see any active duty?

I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.

May I ask what happened?

Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.

Well, that wont interfere with the job, and your qualifications are excellent, youre hired. Can you can start Monday at 10 am?

10 oclock? When does everyone else start? I dont want any preferential treatment because of my disability.

Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you, nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.