The lost Dr. Seuss book: "I Love My Job"
I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss; he is the best.
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day.
I love my chair in my padded cell.
Theres nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it dont care.
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while.
Im happy to be here, I am, I am.
Im the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work; I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job – Ill say it again.
I even love these friendly men.
These men whove come to visit today.
In lovely white coats to take me away.
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