Editors Note:

Here it is folks, the oneliner file. Over the past year, I have
received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but
not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting.
I have collected them all for you, and its time to flush the
buffer. These vary in quality quite a bit, and are not rated.

Please dont take this as an invitation to send me your own
favourite one liners. There are thousands of these things in
the world, and I dont have time to sift through them except on
an infrequent basis. Remember, one joke per submission.

My advice is to read this file slowly if you can, one joke at a
time. Oneliner jokes are often ruined if read together in
a bunch.