The Physical

This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?

She says, I just got the results of my annual physical and my doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old. She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 55-year-old ass?

She says, Your name never came up!

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