Old and New Jokes

There were 3 men on a plane a Chinese, Australian and an American. They all had to drop something from the plane otherwise they would crash. So the Chinese person dropped some knives. A father and a son were walking along but knives pierced the son. The father ran home and told his wife what happened, they both cried. The Australian dropped some guns. Another son and father were walking along when all of a sudden the guns smashed the sons head. The father went home told his wife what happened and they both cried. The American dropped . The son went home and a saw his father laughing his head off the son asked, “What’s so funny father?” “Well, when I farted, the next door neighbour’s house exploded!”.