It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?

He answered, Youve got to keep that old motor running.

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, You really are amazing. How do you do it?

He again said, Youve got to keep the old motor running.

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, You must be quite a man.

He responded, Youve got to keep that old motor running.

The nurse then said, Well, you had better change the oil.

This ones black!