10. It doesnt take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to Melrose Place and got a Error 404 message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV–even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an Under Construction sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just cant find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes dont beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You cant surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.